msem-instigator

Permanents enter tapped.

Whenever Dissenting Vikings attacks, if you control another Warrior, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to defending player.

Whenever a creature is returned to its owner's hand, draw a card.
{4}{U}{U}: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

When Distant Lover enters, create a 1/1 colorless Citizen creature token.

Trample

Distant Path enters tapped unless you control one or fewer other lands.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

When Distilled Inspiration enters, draw a card, then choose a card name.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell with the chosen name or activate an ability of a card with the chosen name.

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may tap target creature and put a stun counter on it.

{T}: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Whenever Distracting Performer becomes tapped, you may tap target creature.

Whenever you make first contact, put a patch counter on Distraction Doll. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)
{T}: Exile Distraction Doll and target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of patch counters on it.

When Div of Bonded Souls enters, create a 1/1 colorless Illusion creature token with “This creature is every creature type.”
Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature that shares a creature type with it.

Lionize {G} ({G}, Exile this card from your hand: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and it gains the following abilities until end of turn. You may cast this card on a later turn from exile.)
Vigilance, reach

Flash
When Div of Unsettling Secrets enters, exile target permanent or spell. Its controller draws two cards.

Flying
Div of the Endless Thought has all activated and triggered abilities of all other permanents on the battlefield.

Trample

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to player or noncreature permanent, you may exile one of those creatures, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it, create a 2/1 black Horror creature token.

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to an opponent, choose up to that many —
• Create a Weapon token and attach it to one of those creatures. (It's an Equipment with equip {2} and “Equipped creature gets +1/+1.”)
• Add {R}{W} at the beginning of your next main phase.
• Each player draws a card.

Enchant creature
When Divine Ascension enters, you gain 2 life.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has flying.

Primal {1}{B}{B} (During your turn, you may cast this spell for {1}{B}{B} instead of playing a land.)
Flying
Whenever a creature deals damage to Divine Butcher, destroy that creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Lifelink
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Enchant creature
When Divine Lockdown enters, tap target creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Whenever a creature you control enters, you may gain 1 life.
{3}{W}: Populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

When Divine Shell enters, create three Function tokens with “Tap target creature.” (They're enchantments. As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, sacrifice any number of Functions to add their effects to that spell.)