msem-instigator

Rhapsody {5}{R}{R} (Pay {5}{R}{R} to cast this as a 4/4, or as a sorcery to make it become a 4/4.)
When Corrupted Guardian enters, it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target player or planeswalker.

Surveil 2, then you draw a card and you lose 1 life. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
{2}{B}, Exile Corrupted Knowledge from your graveyard: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Glitch {1} (Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a [noncreature,] nonland card [with mana value 3 or less] from among them. That player discards that card.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player gets a poison counter unless they pay {1}.
As long as an opponent has five or more poison counters, Corrupted Soothsayer gets +2/+1 and has flying.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/-2.

Whenever you cast a white spell, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Whenever you cast a green spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Corrupted Warlord.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -3/-3 and has “At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.”

Corsair Sellsword can't block.
Whenever you foretell a card or cast a foretold spell, you may return Corsair Sellsword from your graveyard to your hand.

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Equip {1}

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.

Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.)
Corym's Elite can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Reach
Improve {1}{G/W} ({1}{G/W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This costs {1} more to activate for each +1/+1 counter on it. Improve only as a sorcery.)
If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead.

Align X (Choose modes with total ★ less than or equal to X. You may choose modes multiple times.)
• ★ — Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
• ★★ — Draw three cards, then discard a card.
• ★★★★★ — You may cast a spell from your hand and from your graveyard without paying their mana costs.

Cosmic Catastrophe deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If you control a creature with power greater than its base power, Cosmic Catastrophe deals 3 damage to each opponent.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Cosmic Chart: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Cosmic Coalescing deals X damage to any target. You may reveal a noncreature card with mana value X or less you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. X can't be 0.
Exile Cosmic Coalescing.

When Cosmic Expansion enters, draw a card, then choose a card name.
Whenever one or more creatures you control with the chosen name deal combat damage to a player, you may create a token that's a copy of another target artifact or enchantment you control.

You may reveal any number of creature cards you own from outside the game with the same name and put them into your hand. Exile Cosmic Lineage.

Converge — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each color of mana spent to cast Cosmic Sinkhole.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay 3 life. If you do, draw a card.

Destroy all creatures and planeswalkers. If five or more colors of mana were spent to cast Cosmic War, return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When Cosmonaut Pioneer enters or leaves the battlefield, choose one—
• Scry 1, then draw a card.
• Create a 3/3 green Alien creature token with trample.
• You gain 5 life.

Erratic (When this creature dies, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card that costs less than this revealed this way onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.)
Whenever a creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, target land you control becomes a 7/1 red Elemental creature with trample and haste. It's still a land.

Exchange control of target creature you control and target noncreature spell an opponent controls. You may choose new targets for that spell.

Alpha (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. If you do, it becomes alpha and can only attack alone.)
Flying
{2}{W}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by creatures with counters on them this turn.