Sorcery
Distribute four +1/+1 counters among up to two target lands you control. Those lands become 0/0 Elemental creatures with haste until end of turn. If you're attacking, tap those lands. They're attacking.
Showcase {3}{R}{G} (Then if you cast this for its showcase cost, create a 1/1 red Bard creature token that can't block and exile this. Whenever it attacks, you may cast a free copy of this.)