The Stage Presents: The Neverending Act

The Stage Presents: The Neverending Act contains 285 cards.
Released: 2024-01-01
Minnow's Accomplice

Minnow's Accomplice {1}{U}

Creature - Construct Pirate
{2}{U}, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: If it was a +1/+1 counter, draw a card. If it was a lore counter, put a +1/+1 counter on Minnow's Accomplice. Activate only as a sorcery.
1/3
Monument to Quia

Monument to Quia {U}

Artifact
Whenever you draw your second card or cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Monument to Quia.
{U}: Monument to Quia becomes a 0/0 Statue artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
One of the founders of the Cerulean Curtain, her pointed writing remains influential not only to critics, but to newswrights and comedians.
Newswright

Newswright {2}{U}

Creature - Construct Wizard
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, audition for blue. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Wizard Role giving 2/2 and prowess, or a Warlock Role giving 2/1 and flying. Roles replace older ones.)
“The say the world's a stage. I merely write what it tells me.”
1/3
Paul, Startin' Out Small

Paul, Startin' Out Small {2}{U}

Legendary Creature - Construct Actor
Prowess
Whenever Paul attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a noncreature card, you may cast it. If you don't cast the card, you may put it into your graveyard. (You still pay the spell's cost.)
“A bit mechanical, but their mind lends itself to really understand what they perform. With practice, they could be truly one-of-a-kind.”
—Jeffery, Stage Manager
2/2
Performer of Winds

Performer of Winds {U}

Creature - Construct Wizard
Performer of Winds can't be blocked.
When Performer of Winds enters, remove a counter from up to one target permanent you control.
“The winds did call to mourning Marva's side
To seize this might or leave her home to die.”
—The Infinite Calls to Marva, Act I
1/1
Pursue Perfect Realities

Pursue Perfect Realities {2}{U}

Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, you get a perfection counter. Create a token that's a copy of up to one other target creature you control, then exile that token unless you have six or more perfection counters.
Push to the Background

Push to the Background {2}{U}

Instant
Counter target creature spell. Audition for blue. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Wizard Role giving 2/2 and prowess, or a Warlock Role giving 2/1 and flying. Roles replace older ones.)
“My turn now.”
—Bellard the Boastful
Reborn Through the Eternities

Reborn Through the Eternities {1}{U}

Enchantment
Whenever a nontoken creature with mana value 3 or less you control enters, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a Construct creature instead of its other types.
To make a perfect utopia, Percy brought many souls to the Stage to run his perfect plays.
Skyward Dreamers

Skyward Dreamers {3}{U}

Creature - Construct Actor
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Skyward Dreamers unless you remove a counter from a permanent you control.
“We don't need to run away, sweetheart — not when we can float away to our dreams.”
—A Delightful Afternoon, Act I
4/3
Stage Magician

Stage Magician {1}{U}

Creature - Construct Wizard
Whenever a permanent you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, you may put those counters on Stage Magician.
At the beginning of your end step, you may move any number of counters from Stage Magician onto target permanent you control.
1/3
Strikebreaker

Strikebreaker {2}{U}

Creature - Construct Actor
You may have Strikebreaker enter as a copy of a non-Aura enchantment you control, except it's a 2/2 Construct Actor creature in addition to its types.
No actor is ever irreplaceable.
2/2
Study the Maps

Study the Maps {2}{U}

Instant
Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put one into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Compose (Then if you cast this from your hand, exile it and create a Saga token with “r3—You may cast a copy of this card from exile without paying its mana cost.”)
A Tale of the Boastful Sailor

A Tale of the Boastful Sailor {1}{U}

Enchantment - Saga
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
Audition for blue. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Wizard Role giving 2/2 and prowess, or a Warlock Role giving 2/1 and flying. Roles replace older ones.)
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player this turn, draw a card.
Tire Out

Tire Out {2}{U}

Enchantment - Aura
This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn.
Enchant creature
When Tire Out enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Tuesday's First Victim

Tuesday's First Victim {1}{U}

Creature - Construct Actor
Prowess
When Tuesday's First Victim dies, audition for blue. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Wizard Role giving 2/2 and prowess, or a Warlock Role giving 2/1 and flying. Roles replace older ones.)
“Every day had its sound. Sundays were church bells, Mondays were honks, and Tuesdays were screams.”
—That Fateful Tuesday, Act I
1/1
Tyrant of the Depths

Tyrant of the Depths {3}{U}{U}

Creature - Construct Merfolk
Tyrant of the Depths has hexproof as long as it's untapped.
Whenever you cycle Tyrant of the Depths or it attacks, tap target nonland permanent you don't control and put a stun counter on it.
Basic landcycling {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle.)
5/5
Uncover Malevolence

Uncover Malevolence {U}

Sorcery
Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Compose (Then if you cast this from your hand, exile it and create a Saga token with “r3—You may cast a copy of this card from exile without paying its mana cost.”)
“And so Eleanor found the truth, in all its bloody terror and muffled screams.”
—The Malevolence Chronicles, Act III
Unraveller of Mysteries

Unraveller of Mysteries {U}

Creature - Construct Faerie
Flying
When Unraveller of Mysteries enters, mill two cards.
“As Marva's magic might grew day by day,
Some thought her fragile mind began to fray.”
—The Infinite Calls to Marva, Act II
0/3
Backstage Comic

Backstage Comic {1}{B}

Creature - Construct Warlock
Deathtouch
When Backstage Comic enters, target player discards a card.
He believes in one thing above all: laughter to spite those who want you to fail.
1/1
Backstage Prompter

Backstage Prompter {1}{B}

Creature - Construct Actor
Lifelink
Whenever Backstage Prompter deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
The lowest ranking and most spiteful among actors, prompters begrudgingly help others, knowing they're getting their competition far ahead of them.
1/1
Black Curtain Enforcer

Black Curtain Enforcer {3}{B}

Creature - Construct Cleric
Lifelink
When Black Curtain Enforcer enters, you may return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
“Get up and get into position now, or you won't be getting up at all.”
2/2
Black Curtain Extra

Black Curtain Extra {B}

Creature - Construct Actor
Deathtouch
{B}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only once each turn.
The Black Curtain is harsh, but many heed its call, fleeing the nepotistic shackles of other theaters.
1/1
Bring the Spotlight

Bring the Spotlight {1}{B}

Instant
Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. Mill three cards.
“Places, everyone! Everyone else!”
—Lanna, Leading Lady
Conclude

Conclude {B}

Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Audition for black. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Cleric Role giving 2/2 and lifelink, or a Warlock Role giving 2/1 and flying. Roles replace older ones.)
“Never to be. That is the answer.”
—Black Curtain Warren
Crucify

Crucify {2}{B}

Instant
You may pay {B} and 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
“If you won't act the part, I'll make you the part.”
—Percy