24 cards found
Bloodthirsty Ambusher

Bloodthirsty Ambusher {4}{B}

Creature - Devil Spirit
Flash
This spell costs {2} less to cast if five or more cards are in your graveyard.
“Real funny guys, I know there's nothing back there.”
—Telam, last words
3/3
  • High Noon
Cobbled Transport

Cobbled Transport {3}

Artifact - Vehicle
Trample, haste
Crew—Tap three untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control.
“Ah, the Skeld. You won't find a faster bucket of bolts this side of Sector 14.”
—Captain Telam
4/4
Corpsing

Corpsing {2}{B}{B}

Sorcery
Return target creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If that card was a creature, it's an Actor in addition to its other types.
“Alas, I am slain!”
—Telam, last words
  • Villains: The Musical
Crashing Mammoth

Crashing Mammoth {6}{G}{G}

Creature - Elephant
Trample, haste
All creatures able to block Crashing Mammoth do so.
“Hear that? Sounds to be a stampeding herd! A rare and thrilling sight, indeed!”
—Telam, last words
8/8
Cunning Mimic

Cunning Mimic {3}{U}

Creature - Shapeshifter
Flash
When Cunning Mimic enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return another artifact or creature you control to its owner's hand.
“What? Where's the treasure?”
—Telam, last words
3/3
  • Arkadai
Cut Short

Cut Short {2}{B}

Instant
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield this turn, destroy it.
“What are you gonna do, stab me?”
—Telam, last words
  • Villains: The Musical
Dark Bargain

Dark Bargain {B}

Enchantment
When Dark Bargain enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
{B}, Sacrifice Dark Bargain: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
“Of course I read the fine print!”
—Telam, last words
Fateful Journey

Fateful Journey {1}{B}

Instant
Search your library for a card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose life equal to its mana value.
“With the full force of the true Skhorvall behind us, we will not fall to Saffrisa's unholy horde!”
—Telam, last words
Foliage Hunter

Foliage Hunter {1}{G}

Creature - Dryad
Defender
Foliage Hunter has deathtouch as long as you've cast a spell this turn.
“Stop beating around the bush and just kill the damn thing!”
—Telam, last words
1/4
  • Memorium Arcanum
Granite Watchers

Granite Watchers {3}

Artifact Creature - Construct
Defender
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Granite Watchers: It deals 3 damage to target creature.
“What are you worried about? They're just big statues, you gecko.”
—Adventurer Telam, last words
3/3
  • Descent from the Highlands
Hellkite Annihilator

Hellkite Annihilator {5}{R}{R}

Creature - Dragon
Flying
If a source would deal damage to an opponent, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
“Have no fear! These elixirs shall protect us from the fiend's fiery breath!”
—Telam, last words
4/6
  • Seasons of War
Innocence

Innocence {4}{W}

Enchantment
Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {X} for each of those creatures, where X is the number of attacking creatures.
“It's so cute!”
—Telam, last words
  • Monsters of Chikyu
Kill Shot

Kill Shot {2}{W}

Instant
Destroy target attacking creature.
“This town ain't big enough for...”
—Telam, last words
Living Hoard

Living Hoard {3}{R}

Creature - Elemental
When Living Hoard enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token.
{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Living Hoard gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
“At last! I'm rich!”
—Telam, last words
3/3
  • Arkadai
Noxious Upwelling

Noxious Upwelling {1}{B}{B}

Sorcery
Reverberate—Sacrifice a Swamp. (When you cast this spell, copy it if you paid its reverberate cost.)
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
“No, I didn't see anything weird. It was probably just swamp gas.”
—Telam, last words
Oryxyth's Brood

Oryxyth's Brood {4}{B}{B}

Creature - Horror
Pressure {3}{B} (You may cast this spell for its pressure cost if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.)
When Oryxyth's Brood enters the battlefield, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
“At last! My wildest dreams will be made real!”
—Danithra cultist Telam, last words
4/3
Raise a Ruckus

Raise a Ruckus {G}

Sorcery
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able.
“Nice try, Telam, but that noise was not ‘just the wind.' Go have a look.”
  • Al Tabaq
Risen Raven

Risen Raven {U}{B}

Creature - Bird
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever Risen Raven deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
“That bird looks... bigger than usual.”
—Telam, last words
1/1
Ruins Monitor

Ruins Monitor {5}{G}{G}

Creature - Lizard Beast
Ruins Monitor can't be blocked by more than one creature.
“Do you hear that rumbling, Hakim? The temple's doors are opening! Soon its every treasure will be ours!”
—Telam, last words
7/7
  • Al Tabaq
Sand Scorpion

Sand Scorpion {G}

Creature - Scorpion
Deathtouch
“Don't worry, I squashed it.”
—Telam, last words
1/1
  • Riddles of Revio
Slum Scrounger

Slum Scrounger {4}{B}{B}

Creature - Beast
Deathtouch
When Slum Scrounger enters the battlefield, put up to two target creature cards in your graveyard on top of your library in any order.
“Ugh, what is that smell?”
—Telam, last words
4/6
Steel Swarmer

Steel Swarmer {5}

Artifact Creature - Insect
Flying
“Pff, it's just a bunch of tiny insects. What could possibly go wrong?”
—Telam, last words
4/2
  • Zero
Stoneskin

Stoneskin {2}{G}

Enchantment - Aura
Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
“Wait. Did that statue just move...”
—Telam, last words
  • Zero
Vampiric Hunger

Vampiric Hunger {1}{B}

Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
“What's a lady like you doing in a place like this? Do you need a hand?”
—Telam, last words
  • Villains: The Musical