msem-instigator

You gain 5 life. Investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with “{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)
Flashback {2}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Choose one. If you're horrific, you may choose both instead. (You're horrific as long as you've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)
• Destroy target artifact.
• Catastrophic Crash deals 3 damage to target creature.

Creatures you control get +X/+X and gain trample until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards.
Draw three cards.

[+1]: Create a 1/1 red Human creature token with haste.
[–2]: Untap all creatures you control. Until end of turn, they gain “{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.”
[–6]: You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature becomes tapped, this emblem deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.”

Whenever Cattish Bluestocking deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Attain {4}{U} ({4}{U}: Transform this. Spend at least three colors of mana to activate this, and only as a sorcery.)

Double strike

Renown 2 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes renowned.)
Whenever Cauldish Arrogant becomes blocked by one or more creatures, reveal the top card of your library. Cauldish Arrogant deals damage equal to that card's mana value to each creature blocking it. Then put that card into your hand.

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
{1}{B}: You gain 1 life.

Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.)
When Cauldish Cavalier becomes renowned, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw two cards.

Infiltrate (Whenever one or more attacking creatures you control aren't blocked, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Bleed {1}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell for its bleed cost if an opponent has lost life this turn.)
All creatures get -4/-4 until end of turn.

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Whenever Cauldish Warmonger attacks, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token that's tapped and attacking.

Haste
Caulte Axeslinger gets +2/+2 as long as any opponent lost exactly 3 life this turn.

Other nonland permanents enter tapped.
Your opponents can't activate abilities of tapped permanents.

{1}{G}, Sacrifice Caustic Caterpillar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

When Caustic Lurker dies, target player loses 1 life.

Caustic Mangrove enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Improve {1} ({1}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This costs {1} more to activate for each +1/+1 counter on it. Improve only as a sorcery.)
Whenever one or more creatures crew Cavalier Deluxe Roadster, you may phase out up to one of those creatures.
Crew 1. Activate only once during each of your turns.

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 1 life.

When Cave Eel enters, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one on top and the rest on the bottom in any order.

Vigilance, reach
Whenever Cave Spider blocks a creature with flying, Cave Spider gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice Cave of Pleonexia: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. You and that player each create a Treasure token. Activate only as a sorcery and only if that land's controller controls four or more lands. (A Treasure token is an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)

Trample
Cavern Carver has haste as long as you control another creature with flash or haste.