msem-instigator

When you attain Hopeless Lanonshee, create two 1/1 black Construct artifact creature tokens.
Whenever a creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

{T}: Target player exiles a card from their graveyard. If they do, you gain 1 life.

Indestructible
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you draw a card.
If you would lose the game other than for having 0 or less life, you win the game instead. (Another player winning the game does not cause you to lose the game.)

Flying
Whenever Immaculate Clouddasher attacks, up to three target creatures gain flying until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has flying.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and indestructible.

Hexproof, indestructible
You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
For each 1 life you would lose while you have 0 or less life, instead put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control with toughness 1 or greater.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can block any number of creatures each combat.

Whenever you cast a spell, untap Inglorious Blaze.
{T}: Inglorious Blaze deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever you tap Ingrained Virago for mana, each opponent loses 1 life.

Indestructible
{2}{B}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Activated abilities you activate cost {3} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.
You may spend any number of colors of mana to activate attain abilities of permanents you control.

You may play lands from graveyards.
{9}{G}{G}: Put nine +1/+1 counters on Jirada, Elder of Caulte.

Indestructible
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may untap target land you control. If you do, that land becomes an X/X green Beast creature with haste until end of turn, where X is the number of differently named lands you control. It's still a land.

Flying
Whenever Judge of Mahara or another creature you control leaves the battlefield, you gain 2 life.

Flying
Once during each of your turns, whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, you may draw a card and create a tapped Treasure token.

Deathtouch

Vigilance
Whenever Keeper of the Bloodline and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player chooses draw step, main phase, or combat phase. They skip each instance of the chosen step or phase this turn.

At the beginning of your first main phase, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)
At the beginning of your end step, if Kessig Tombrobber didn't attack this turn, transform it.

Double strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Kiboshi is equipped, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

[+1]: Choose up to one target creature. Until your next turn, whenever that creature attacks you or Kimar, Kimar deals 4 damage to that creature.
[–1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
[–7]: Search your library for a creature card and put it onto the battlefield. You gain life equal to its power. Then shuffle.

Whenever Krallenhorde Instigator deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
At the beginning of your end step, if Krallenhorde Instigator didn't attack this turn, transform it.

Creature spells you cast can't be countered.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, if it didn't have a +1/+1 counter on it, return it to the battlefield under your control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
At the beginning of your end step, if Krendel, Krallenhorde Alpha didn't attack this turn, transform it.

{T}: Add {R}.
Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.