msem-instigator

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a nonland permanent, destroy that permanent.
{3}{U}{B}{R}: Exile target creature or planeswalker card in a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it.

As Duke Gerard Hoff enters, an opponent gains control of it.
Duke Gerard Hoff can't attack its owner or planeswalkers that player controls.
Creatures your opponents control get +2/+1.

Tap any number of untapped creatures you control. You gain 4 life for each creature tapped this way.

Flying, trample, haste
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature except it's all colors and has haste.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, Exile Soul of Iscathia from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of target creature except it's all colors and has haste.

This spell can't be countered.
Haste
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Ripper of the Fang Den this turn dies, put X +1/+1 counters on Ripper, where X is his power.

Renown 2 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes renowned.)
When Blind Sharpshooter becomes renowned, it deals 2 damage to target creature defending player controls.

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
{1}{U}, Tap four untapped creatures you control: Counter target noncreature spell.

This spell can't be countered.
Flying, protection from cryptic
Whenever you cast a cryptic spell, cast a Sphinx spell, or draw a card, investigate.
{T}, Sacrifice ten Clues: You win the game.

Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 green Spirit creature token.
Coalesce {7}{G} (You may cast this from your graveyard for {7}{G}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, draw a card, then discard a card.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Art of war — At the beginning of your end step, if equipped creature dealt damage to an opponent this turn, draw a card.
Equip {2}

Whenever a creature dies, create a 1/1 red and green Warrior creature token if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Haste
Whenever a creature dealt combat damage by Cutthroat Carnie this turn dies, you may have Cutthroat Carnie fight target creature.

Target creature gets +2/+2 for each creature blocking it and gains trample until end of turn.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Temple Recluse gets +1/+0 as long as you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.

Equipped creature gets +4/+2.
Equip—Sacrifice a creature. (Sacrifice a creature: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Flying
Morph {3}{W}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
When Wings of Reckoning is turned face up, target tapped creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)

Equipped creature has “Whenever this creature attacks, untap each other creature you control.”
Equip {3}

[+1]: Until end of turn, whenever target creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills two cards.
[–1]: Tap target creature. It can't become untapped for as long as you control Vaertris, Mindmelder.
[–6]: You get an emblem with “Whenever you draw a card, target player mills three cards” and “{2}{U}: Draw a card.”

Mettalia is all colors.
Mettalia has protection from each color among cards she's salvaged in exile.
When Mettalia enters, for each color, you may salvage a nonlegendary card of that color. (Exile one from your graveyard until this creature leaves the battlefield. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a card it salvaged into your hand.)

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a legendary creature.
Search your library for a creature or land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Return up to one target permanent or Revelation card from your graveyard to your hand.
Coalesce {5}{B}{G} (You may cast this from your graveyard for {5}{B}{G}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)