msem-instigator

Cadence (Whenever you cast a spell, if its mana value is greater than this creature's power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
United Patrol can block an additional creature each combat.

Until end of turn, you can't lose the game, your opponents can't win the game, and your life total can't change.

When United in Battle enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a Dwarf or Elf card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.
Whenever a Dwarf or Elf you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

When Unity Spheres enters, create two 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature tokens.
Tap two untapped creatures you control: Add two mana of any one color.

Other creatures you control get +1/+0.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Human creature token with haste.

University Archive enters tapped.
When University Archive enters, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Target player loses 3 life.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creatures you control have base power 4 and gain trample until end of turn.

Unleash the Dragon deals 1 damage to any target for each spell cast this turn.

Conjure six duplicates of target instant or sorcery card in a graveyard into your main library. Then shuffle.
Draw a card.

{G/W}: If Unlikeliest Heroes doesn't have a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
{2}{G/W}{G/W}: If Unlikeliest Heroes has a +1/+1 counter on it and doesn't have vigilance, put two +1/+1 counters and a vigilance counter on it.
{3}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}: If Unlikeliest Heroes has vigilance and not indestructible, put four +1/+1 counters and an indestructible counter on it.

As Unlikely Growth enters, choose grow or maintain.
Whenever a land you control enters,
• Grow — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
• Maintain — Target creature you control gains trample and indestructible until end of turn.

Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of different creature types among creatures you control.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {B}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Unlit Alley: Investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with “{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, return Unliving Swarm from your graveyard to your hand.

When Unmarked Vials enters, create a Vial token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.”)
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

When Unmasker of Fate's Design enters, look at target player's hand. Choose a nonland card from it and exile that card with a puzzle counter on it. As long as that card has a puzzle counter on it, that player may pay {2} and 1 life at any time. If they do, return the exiled card to their hand.

Gain control of target nonland permanent if you control a permanent with a greater mana value. Otherwise, destroy that permanent.

{6}{W}: Tap all creatures target player controls.

Menace
Foresight — Whenever you draw your second card each turn, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Choose one —
• Creatures you control become colorless Forest lands until end of turn. (They have “{T}: Add {G}” and lose all other types and abilities.)
• Lands you control become 2/2 green creatures in addition to their other types and gain haste until end of turn.

Whenever a creature dies, you may put a progress counter on Unorthodox Methods.
[progress 2-6] Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Unorthodox Methods deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
[progress 7+] Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Unorthodox Methods deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, CARDNAME deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player mills two cards, then reveals the top card of their library and puts it on the bottom of their library.