msem-instigator

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
You may put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

When Distilled Inspiration enters, draw a card, then choose a card name.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell with the chosen name or activate an ability of a card with the chosen name.

Whenever you make first contact, put a patch counter on Distraction Doll. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)
{T}: Exile Distraction Doll and target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of patch counters on it.

As long as your deck contains only red and colorless cards, your minimum deck size is reduced by eight.

Trample

Lifelink
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

You may look at the top card of your library and face-down permanents you don't control.
{T}: Exile the top card of your library. If it's an Angel card or a card with morph, you may play that card this turn.

{2}, Sacrifice Doctored Trail: Draw a card.
{T}, Sacrifice Doctored Trail: Destroy target Clue. If you do, draw a card.

Trample
When Dogged Pioneer enters, create a 2/2 green Hound creature token.
Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Dogged Pioneer and up to one target Hound.

Concord — When Dolphin Rider enters, if there are four or more card types among permanents you control, you gain 5 life.

Reach
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Domineering Champion this turn dies, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

You have hexproof.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may tap or untap target permanent.

Equipped creature has first strike.
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip {2}

Haste
When Doomed Alchemist dies, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)

When Doomed Woodsman dies, create a 1/1 green Faerie Druid creature token with hexproof.

First strike, haste
Whenever you cast a spell, Double-Edged Duelist gains double strike until end of turn if that spell has the same name as a card in your graveyard.

Douse in Flame deals 5 damage to target creature without flying. When that creature leaves the battlefield this turn, exile its controller's graveyard.

{T}, Sacrifice an Equipment: Return target Equipment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Primal—Reappropriate green. (During your turn, you may cast this spell by exiling two green cards from your hand and/or graveyard instead of playing a land.)
When Dovon's Masterwork enters, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

{R}: Draconic Aspirant gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +0/+4 and has vigilance and reach.
Equip {3}

Menace
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater attacks, it gains menace until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is a Dragon in addition to its other types.
Equip {1}

At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R}.
Whenever a colossal ability puts one or more counters on a creature you control, Draconic Symphony deals 2 damage to any target.