msem-instigator

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

When Compose from Dreams enters, you may cast any number of cards named Fatigue from your hand and graveyard without paying their mana costs.
Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent loses 1 life. Then you may draw a card if that spell wasn't cast from your hand. Then add {U}{B}{R} if you don't own that spell.

When Compulsory Studies enters, exile target creature until Compulsory Studies leaves the battlefield. Each player draws a card.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you lose 1 life and rouse 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on a permanent you control. If it isn't a creature, tap it and it becomes a 0/0 creature in addition to its other types.)

Defender
Whenever a land you control enters, you may exile target permanent card from your graveyard.
Sacrifice a land: Put a card exiled with Corpsebark into its owner's hand.

Reveal the top five cards of your library. For each card type, you may put a card of that type revealed this way into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Then you may cast a nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

For each creature you control, create a token that's a copy of it. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

Prowess
When Cramming Student enters, conjure ten cards named Fatigue and shuffle them into your library. (They're colorless sorceries that cost {2} and have “Draw a card.”)
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

If an opponent would draw one or more cards, that player instead draws that many cards plus one, then exiles a card from their hand.
You may play cards exiled by Curated Citations, and you may spend mana as though it was mana of any type to cast them.

Haste
Whenever a creature dealt combat damage by Cutthroat Carnie this turn dies, you may have Cutthroat Carnie fight target creature.

First strike
Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast as long as their controller is horrific. (A player is horrific as long as they've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)

When Dance of Steel and Song enters, rouse 2. (Distribute two +1/+1 counters among permanents you control. If they aren't creatures, tap them and they become 0/0 creatures in addition to their other types.)
Artifact creatures and enchantment creatures you control get +1/+1.

Whenever you draw a card, choose one —
• Dayang's Artistry deals 1 damage to any target.
• You gain 1 life.
• Scry 1.

Choose two or four —
• Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
• Each player sacrifices a creature.
• Each player sacrifices a noncreature, nonland permanent.
• Conjure a card named Fatigue and put it on top of your library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

Lifelink
At the beginning of each player's end step, that player discards each card in their hand, then draws that many cards. When no cards are discarded this way, Dayang, Aspiring Muse deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Counter target spell if it wasn't cast from a player's hand.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, harmonize. (Trigger up to one harmony of a permanent you control.)
Harmony — Spells your opponents cast cost an additional 2 life to cast until your next turn.

When Demented Brainiac enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent mills two cards.
{U}, Sacrifice Demented Brainiac: Exile each opponent's graveyard. Until end of turn, you may cast instant and sorcery spells exiled this way, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another creature. If you do, put X +1/+1 counters on Demented Host, where X is that creature's power.

Target player discards two cards.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

When Distilled Inspiration enters, draw a card, then choose a card name.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell with the chosen name or activate an ability of a card with the chosen name.

Choose one —
• Counter target creature or planeswalker spell.
• Return target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand.

Spirited (When this creature enters, you may activate one of its activated abilities without paying its cost.)
{5}{U/B}{U/B}: Gain control of target creature with mana value 3 or less until Dollmaster leaves the battlefield.

When Dream Keeper enters, each player conjures a card named Fatigue and puts it on top of their library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)
Whenever a player draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, each opponent mills a card.

Haste
Whenever Eager Guide attacks, tap up to two target creatures you don't control.