msem-instigator

Trample
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, that player sacrifices a noncreature permanent.

This spell can't be countered.
Survivor spells you cast can't be countered.
Whenever a nontoken Survivor you control enters, create a tapped 1/1 Survivor creature token that's all colors.

When Banishing Initiate enters, you may exile target nonland permanent you don't control until Banishing Initiate leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Banishing Initiate if a card exiled with it has mana value 3 or greater.

Damage can't be prevented this turn. Beat & Batter deals 2 damage to target player, then 2 damage to each player that's gained life this turn.

Bedfellow can't block or be blocked.
Exile two cards from your graveyard: Bedfellow gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

When Bestower of Blooms dies, create an X/X green Plant Knight creature token, where X is Bestower of Blooms's power.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if they aren't horrific, Bloody Valentine deals 2 damage to that player. (You're horrific as long as you've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, draw cards equal to that creature's power.

Rouse 2. Target permanent gains trample until end of turn if it's a creature. (Distribute two +1/+1 counters among permanents you control. If they aren't creatures, tap them and they become 0/0 creatures in addition to their other types.)

Target opponent sacrifices a creature.
Rerun (If you cast this from your hand, exile it as it resolves. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Destroy all creatures. Each player shuffles their graveyard into their library.

Archive 3 (As this enters, shuffle the top three cards of your main library into a new face up library. Sacrifice this after the archived library is empty.)
Whenever you draw a card from the archived library, put the top card of your main library on the bottom of the archived library.
{G}: Exchange a card from the archived library with a card from your hand.

Choose two or four —
• Each player draws seven cards.
• Each opponent discards four cards.
• Conjure three cards named Fatigue and put them on top of your library. (They're colorless sorceries that cost {2} with “Draw a card.”)
• You may cast a card from your hand without paying its mana cost. Exile Capture Brilliance.

Wander {2}{W}{W} (You may cast this from the battlefield for its wander cost.)
[–1]: Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying or a 2/2 black Cat creature token.
[–2]: If a permanent entering the battlefield under your control this turn causes an ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
[–3]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Choose one. If you're horrific, you may choose both instead. (You're horrific as long as you've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)
• Destroy target artifact.
• Catastrophic Crash deals 3 damage to target creature.

Whenever a Soldier or Knight you control enters, you may sacrifice Ceanne's Dawnbringer. If you do, put your choice of two different counters on that creature from among +1/+1, first strike, lifelink, and vigilance.

Haste
When Challenging Pupil enters, conjure a card named Fatigue and put it on top of your library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

When Chaotic Pupil enters, harmonize twice. (To harmonize, trigger up to one harmony of a permanent you control.)
Harmony — Draw a card, then discard a card.

Rouse 1. Target permanent gains first strike until end of turn if it's a creature. (Put a +1/+1 counter on a permanent you control. If it isn't a creature, tap it and it becomes a 0/0 creature in addition to its other types.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, target player mills two cards. If your main library has five or fewer cards in it, that player mills their library instead.

{1}, {T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand face down until Cluttered Study leaves the battlefield. (It returns to your hand.)
{3}, {T}: Shuffle Cluttered Study into its owner's library.

Flash
When Cocky Bladesinger enters, it gains first strike, lifelink, and haste until end of turn.

Whenever Cocky Delinquent is dealt damage, you gain that much life and Cocky Delinquent deals that much damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

For each permanent type, choose up to one target permanent of that type. Exile each of those permanents, then return them to the battlefield under your control. They gain haste until end of turn. At the beginning of your next end step, those permanents' owners gain control of them.

Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards until the end of your next turn. Whenever you play one of those cards, rouse 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on a permanent you control. If it isn't a creature, tap it and it becomes a 0/0 creature in addition to its other types.)