msem-instigator

Whenever a creature card is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it. You lose life equal to that card's mana value. Put it onto the battlefield tapped at the beginning of your next upkeep.

You lose 1 life and exile the top card of your library. You may repeat this process any number of times. Then put up to two cards exiled this way into your hand.
Coalesce {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this from your graveyard for its coalesce cost. If you do, put it onto the battlefield as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)
Black Hole Musings's power is equal to the number of cards in exile.

Blade of the Many can be attached only to a nonlegendary creature.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Each other creature you own is a copy of equipped creature.
Effects that would cause permanents you own to become creatures cause them to become copies of equipped creature instead.
Equip {6}

When Blessed Spellroot dies, you gain 5 life.

Trample
{1}{G}: Put an overgrowth counter on target creature you control. As long as it has an overgrowth counter on it, it has base power and toughness 8/8.

Nonbasic lands have “Whenever this land becomes tapped, you lose 1 life unless you sacrifice this land.”

When Blood Jade Prophet enters the battlefield, reveal the top three cards of your library. For each card revealed this way, you may pay 3 life. If you do, put that card into your hand. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.

Align X (Choose modes with total ★ less than or equal to X. You may choose modes multiple times.)
• ★ — Bloodstained Calamity deals 1 damage to each creature, player, and planeswalker.
• ★★ — Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Bloodstained Calamity.
• ★★★★★— Bloodstained Calamity deals 10 damage to any target.

Trample
{T}: Add {C}.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {2}. When you do, Blundering Clocktower becomes a creature in addition to its other types until the beginning of your next end step. End the turn.

Whenever Boghex Witch deals combat damage to a cursed player, that player loses the game.
{2}{B}: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Curse card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Haste
Augmented — Whenever you cast a spell, if you've spent {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} to cast spells this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Bolstered Guardian. It loses this ability and gains “Whenever this attacks, it deals 2 damage to each of up to two targets.”

Create an X/X green and blue Plant creature token, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

You may activate Boxue and Ma'Long's loyalty abilities an additional time if you've cast two or more spells this turn.
[+1]: Scry 2.
[–2]: Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play one of them this turn. When you do, put the other card into your hand.
[–6]: Whenever you cast a spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

[+1]: Boxue deals 1 damage to each opponent. You may draw a card, then discard a card.
[–1]: Create a Treasure token.
[–5]: Copy the next spell you cast this turn. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copied permanent spell becomes a token.)

Whenever you attack or cast a multicolored spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Brandy Axel.
If Brandy Axel would be destroyed, remove a +1/+1 counter from her. If you do, instead remove all damage from her and she deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Exile target nonland card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Exile Breach the Lilies.

Equipped creature has indestructible as long as it's your turn.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power.
Equip {6}

{T}: Add {C}.
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Double strike
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Tap or untap target permanent.
• Draw two cards, then discard a card.
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

(Add a quest counter as this enters. Sacrifice after 3.)
Whenever you attack with exactly two creatures, add a quest counter.
1, 2 — Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.
3 — Put two +1/+1 counters on each of up to two target creatures you control.
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Ward {2}
Whenever Brunig enters the battlefield or attacks, you may shuffle a card you own from outside the game into your library. If you do, you gain 2 life.
Brunig gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as your library contains at least forty cards more than the minimum deck size.

Double strike, vigilance
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create X 1/1 red Dwarf creature tokens with haste, where X is the number of embattled nontoken creatures you control. (A creature is embattled if it has a counter on it or a permanent you control attached to it.)

Draw X cards, then abound. (To abound, you may cast a spell that costs less than this from your hand without paying its mana cost.)

Your life total becomes 0. Until an opponent's next turn, you can't lose the game, your opponents can't win the game, and you can't gain life.
Take an extra turn after this one.
Exile Buy Time.

[+1]: Create a green enchantment token named Swarm with “At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.”
[–2]: Create a green enchantment token named Survive with “Whenever a creature you control dies, you gain life equal to its power.”
[–4]: Create a green enchantment token named Scrounge with “Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.”