Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 black Worm creature token. Sacrifice Fertile Grave: Create a 1/1 black Worm creature token.
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Kindle 2—{2}{G}({2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 colorless Elemental creature tokens. Kindle only as a sorcery.)
Menace When Fervent Devout enters, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on Fervent Devout. • Create a colorless artifact token named Lotus Petal with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”
When Festering Waif enters, each opponent mills two cards. Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
When Festival Rioters enters, create a colorless artifact token named Lotus Petal with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.” {1}{R}: Festival Rioters gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Choose one — • Festival Sabotage deals 2 damage to any target. • Audition for red. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Warrior Role giving 3/2 and trample, or a Wizard Role giving 2/2 and prowess. Roles replace older ones.)
Whenever Fickle Feeder blocks, fateseal 1. (To fateseal 1, look at the top card of an opponent's library, then you may put it on the bottom of that player's library.)
Vanishing 3 (This creature enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) When Fickleflame Summon enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have target artifact you control become a 3/3 artifact creature until end of turn. If you do, it and Field Engineer attack this turn if able.
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Fiendish Yaoguai can't block. Scavenge {5}{B}({5}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)