msem-instigator

Enchant player
If enchanted player would shuffle their library, instead that player chooses a permanent they control and a card from their hand, shuffles them into their owner's libraries, then loses 3 life.

Menace, deathtouch
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Disgraced 1 (This enters with a -1/-1 counter. Whenever it deals combat damage to a player, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature that player controls.

{3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Cursed Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.)
Cursed Wastes enters tapped.
{1}, {T}: Add {W}{W} or {B}{B}.

Counter target spell with mana value 3 or less.

Return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. Those creatures gain haste until end of turn.
At the beginning of the next end step, you lose the game.

Each player who controls a creature with power 3 or less draws a card. Then destroy all creatures.

Glitch {1} (Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)
Take an extra turn after this one.
[Skip the untap step of that turn.]
[Skip the draw step of that turn.]
[Skip the combat phase of that turn.]
Exile Cut Causality.

Haste
Whenever a creature dealt combat damage by Cutthroat Carnie this turn dies, you may have Cutthroat Carnie fight target creature.

Return target creature or planeswalker card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If it’s an Eli planeswalker, put a loyalty counter on it. (Cast a copy of this spell once while this planeswalker is on the battlefield.)

Pressure {6}{U}{U} (You may cast this spell for its pressure cost if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.)
Take an extra turn after this one. If this spell was cast for its pressure cost, during that turn, whenever you tap an Island for mana, add an additional {U}.
Exile Cuxuri Rift.

Menace
Whenever CySec Blacksuit deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create a Function token with “Choose a nonland card exiled by this spell. For as long as that card is exiled, you may cast it and you mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.” (It's an enchantment. As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, sacrifice any number of Functions to add their effects to that spell.)

CySec Nexus enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.
{W}{U}, {T}: Create a Function token with “Flash.” Activate only as a sorcery. (It's an enchantment. As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, sacrifice any number of Functions to add their effects to that spell.)

Other nontoken creatures you control have “When this creature enters, nourish 1.” (To nourish 1, either put a +1/+1 counter on this creature or create a 1/1 white Citizen creature token.)
Whenever Cybele, Mertle's Apprentice or another creature you control becomes tapped, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Exile all creatures. Exile Cycle of Creation with X genesis counters on it, where X is the number of creatures exiled this way.
Whenever you cast a spell, if Cycle of Creation is in exile, you may remove a genesis counter from it. If you do, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

When Cyone, Expedition Captain enters, create a 1/1 Scout creature token that's all colors, then choose flying, first strike, or lifelink. Creature tokens you control gain the chosen ability until end of turn.
Whenever Cyone attacks, aetherize it. (To aetherize, create a token that's a copy of it, then exile that token.)

[+2]: Until end of turn, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type.
[0]: For each color, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control of that color.
[–7]: For each color, search your library for up to one creature card of that color. Put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Flying
When Cyrukan's Messenger enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Whenever Cyrukan's Messenger attacks, you may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield attached to Cyrukan's Messenger.

Indestructible
Whenever Cyrukan attacks, choose one —
• Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)
• Create a Weapon token and attach it to target creature you control. (It's an Equipment artifact with equip {2} and “Equipped creature gets +1/+1.”)
At the beginning of each end step, if you control three or more tokens, transform Cyrukan.

Flying
Whenever DC-4 Cutie enters or attacks, choose target creature card with mana value 3 or less in your graveyard. You may cast it this turn.
Crew 2

Golden age (If you cast an instant or sorcery spell, activated a nonmana ability, and attacked this turn, enter a renaissance for this game.)
{3}{G}: Da'Lang gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you're in a renaissance, all creatures able to block Da'Lang this turn do so. Activate only once each turn.

Dafiqi Falconer gets +X/+X, where X is the amount of life you've gained this turn.
As long as your life total is greater than your starting life total, Dafiqi Falconer has flying.

Choose two. X can't be 0 —
• Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control with mana value X or less.
• Creatures target player controls get +0/+X and gain reach until end of turn.
• Put target noncreature, nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library.
• Target player surveils X, then draws a card.

(Transcend as a sorcery to gain that type and a +1/+1 counter.)
When Dai Gui enters, create a 1/1 green and blue Bird creature token with flying and “{T}: Add one mana of any color.”
{X}{X}{G}{U}: Demigod — You gain X life and you draw X cards. X can't be 0.
{X}{X}{G}{U}: God — Put up to X creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield.