msem-instigator

Draw two cards.
Conjure a card named Fatigue and put it on top of your library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

Enchant opponent
Whenever you attack enchanted player, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is one plus the number of attacking creatures you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

You may change the targets of target instant spell, sorcery spell, or activated ability.

Choose target creature you control, then choose two —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on it.
• It gains hexproof until end of turn.
• It can't be blocked this turn.

Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.

Create two 1/1 red and white Warrior creature tokens. Those tokens gain first strike until end of turn.

Identity — As long as you control at least two other creatures that share a creature type with Slicing Steer, Slicing Steer and creatures you control that share a creature type with it get +1/+0 and have menace.

Flying
When Slighted Spirit enters, detain up to two target creatures. (Until your next turn, those permanents can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)

Target player puts the bottom X cards of their library into their graveyard.

Equipped creature has “{1}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.”
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a creature with power 5 or greater, sacrifice Sling of the Meek. If you do, destroy that creature.
Equip {3}

Until end of turn, target player can't cast noncreature spells, and that player can't activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
Draw a card.

Creatures your opponents control get -4/-0 until end of turn.
Quickdraw {1}{U}{U} (When a creature you control blocks or becomes blocked, you may cast this spell for {1}{U}{U}.)

Vanguard — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap that creature.

Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. That creature can't be blocked this turn.
Draw a card.

Flash
When Slippery Assassin enters, counter target spell if its mana value is less than or equal to Slippery Assassin's power.
Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Slippery Assassin.

Ward {2}
Slippery Bunyip can't be blocked except by creatures with Adventures.

Slippery Capuchin can't be blocked.
Whenever Slippery Capuchin becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may change the target of that spell or ability.

{1}{R}: Target creature can't block Slippery Salamander this turn.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller mills two cards.

(Add a quest counter as this enters. Sacrifice after 3.)
Once each turn, when you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may add a quest counter.
Slipsand Expedition deals damage equal to the number of quest counters on it to any target.
Add {R}{R}{R}.

Menagerie — {1}{G}: Slipsand Hornshell gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it. Activate only if there are five or more creature types among creatures you control.

{T}: Target opponent loses 2 life. Activate only if you gained life this turn.

Whenever you cast an instant, sorcery, or Wizard spell, Slipsand Runemage deals 1 damage to any target.

Surveil 2. When you do, destroy up to one target creature with power less than or equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard.

{1}, {T}: Surveil 2.
{U}, {T}, Discard a card: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it. (You still pay its costs)