msem-instigator

If a source you control would deal exactly 1 damage to a permanent or player, it deals 3 damage instead.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature and other creatures you control that share a creature type with it get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Once each turn, you may cast a creature spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of names noted for Genetic Breakthrough without paying its mana cost.
{G}, Sacrifice a nontoken creature with a name not noted for Genetic Breakthrough and note its name: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then discard two cards.

When Gharsha, Monstrous Quarry enters, each opponent creates a 1/1 green Elf creature token.
Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may pay {1}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Creatures you control have deathtouch as long as they're attacking.
[+1]: Target creature you control must be blocked this turn if able.
[–2]: Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens.
[–X]: Destroy target artifact or enchantment with mana value X and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Sacrifice Ghislain, Cryptbreaker: You may cast target creature, instant or sorcery card from your graveyard this turn. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Activate only during your turn.

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)
Whenever Ghostly Hounds mentors a creature, that creature can't be blocked this turn.

Indestructible
Ghrin-Danu, the Dawnhart can't attack or block unless you control three other creatures with different powers.
Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one other target creature you control.

When Gift of the Seraph enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Gift of the Seraph leaves the battlefield. When you do, create a Weapon token and attach it to up to one target creature you control. (A Weapon token is an Equipment artifact with “Equipped creature gets +1/+1” and equip {2}.)

Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a charge counter on Gift of the Sphinx.
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card for each charge counter on Gift of the Sphinx.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever an enchanted creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may put a permanent card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Chronicle (As this enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Stop after III.)
[Lore I-II] Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one other target creature you control.
[Lore III] Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

When Gilded Authority enters, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)
Creatures your opponents control get -1/-0.

Flash
Players can't discard cards.
Whenever Gim-Chimya, the Invisible attacks, it can't be blocked this turn unless defending player pays {1} for each card in your hand.

When Ginjiro Chimei enters, you may search your library for a card with an activated ability, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.
You may cast Ginjiro Chimei from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs.

Flying
Whenever Giradrus enters or attacks, look at the top eight cards of your library. You may put a Dragon card from among them onto the battlefield. If Giradrus is attacking, that Dragon enters tapped and attacking. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Flying, first strike, haste
Whenever you gain life, you may have Gisela, Blade of Morning deal that much damage to any target. Do this only once each turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Untap each Horror you control during enchanted creature's controller's untap step.

When Glamorous Festivities enters or at the beginning of your upkeep, you may put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. If you do, each opponent may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature they control.

Flying
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Flying
When Glenach enters, put three -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.
When Glenach leaves the battlefield, return target non-Insect permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

When Glimpse in the Static enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until Glimpse in the Static leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of your upkeep, target player creates a token that's a copy of the exiled card, then exiles that token.

At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, you may have Glintwing Nest become a 4/4 Elemental Bird creature with flying in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Persistent glitch {1}. Spend only mana of a color that hasn't been spent this way to activate this ability. ({1}: Permanently remove one [restriction] from this permanent.)
[+1]: You [and each opponent] may scry 2. Draw a card[, then discard a card.]
[–3]: Exile target nonland permanent [with mana value 4 or less]. [Its controller creates a Treasure token.]
[–6]: Create five 2/2 blue Elemental creature tokens with flying [and -1/-1 counters on them].

Augmented — Whenever you cast a spell, if you've spent {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} to cast spells this turn, you may activate one of Glitch's loyalty abilities.
[+1]: You gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
[–3]: Exile target nonland permanent. Glitch gains its activated and triggered abilities.
[–6]: Choose a number. Each player sacrifices that many nonland, non-Glitch permanents.