msem-instigator

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Inscribe {3}{B} ({3}{B}: Exile this card from your hand inscribed on a creature you control. Whenever that creature attacks, its controller may cast a copy of the inscribed card without paying its mana cost. Inscribe only as a sorcery.)

If you would lose life, exile that many cards from the top of your library instead.
If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead.
When Unhallowed Concordat leaves the battlefield, you lose life equal to the number of cards you own in exile.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile X cards from your graveyard.
Create X tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Destroy target creature with total power and toughness 8 or less.

Starting with you, each player may sacrifice a creature. Each player that doesn't loses life equal to the total power of creatures sacrificed this way.

Whenever a creature dies, you may put a progress counter on Unorthodox Methods.
[progress 2-6] Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Unorthodox Methods deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
[progress 7+] Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Unorthodox Methods deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, CARDNAME deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.

Choose one, then choose another for each card named Unrelenting in your graveyard.
• Creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
• Create a 2/2 blue Elemental creature token.
• Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
• Search your library for a card with mana value 4 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Search target player's graveyard and library for up to one card each and exile those cards. That player shuffles.
Agonize (You may cast this card from your graveyard by putting a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. Add {B}{B}.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with an additional -1/-1 counter on it.

Whenever a creature dies, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card.

All creatures have “When this creature enters, destroy target creature with a lesser mana value.”

Foretell {B} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 4 life unless this spell was foretold.

Draw two cards, then you may foretell a card with foretell from your hand. It costs {0} to foretell this way. You lose 2 life. (You don't reveal that card. You can't foretell cards without foretell in this way.)

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.
Sacrifice a creature: Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Enchant creature you control
Vanishing 3 (This permanent enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.
When Vampiric Appetite leaves the battlefield, sacrifice enchanted creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
Sacrifice enchanted creature: Target creature gains lifelink until end of turn. Regenerate that creature. (The next time this permanent would be destroyed this turn, it isn't. Instead tap it.)

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Enchant creature
When Vampiric Rise enters, fateseal 2. (Look at the top two cards of an opponent's library, then put any number on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying.

Target creature gains lifelink until end of turn. (Damage dealt by that creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -X/-X, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn. X can't be 0.
Whenever a creature dies this turn, create a colorless artifact token named Lotus Petal with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”

[+1]: Each player discards a card or sacrifices a creature.
[–3]: Vikalden deals X damage to any target and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
[–5]: You get an emblem with “{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.”

Target player sacrifices a creature.
Create a Vial token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.”)