This spell can't be countered. Flying, menace, haste Ward—Sacrifice a creature. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player sacrifices a creature.)
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Omegalomania deals 2 damage to any target. Whenever a permanent you don't control dealt damage this way dies this turn, return it to the battlefield tapped under your control.
Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When Gorillas in the Mist enters, prevent all combat damage that other creatures would deal this turn.
Trample, vigilance Spells your opponents cast that target Xiejuan and Hao Lu cost {X} more to cast, where X is the number of other creatures you control. Whenever another creature you control dies, draw a card.
Enchant creature You control enchanted creature. At the beginning of your upkeep, enchanted creature's owner may have you draw three cards. If they do, sacrifice Take For Ransom.
Target creature you control gains erratic until end of turn. You may have it fight another target creature. (When this creature dies, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card that costs less than this revealed this way onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.)
Put a divinity counter on target creature. It gains “This creature has indestructible as long as it has divinity counter on it.” (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. That permanent's controller loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent or discards a card.
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Double strike Renown 2 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes renowned.)
(As you complete a condition, decode it. After all are decoded, you solve the mystery and transform this.) When Mystery of the Crashed Craft enters, create two 1/1 red Alien creature tokens with “This creature can't block.” {MG}—You cast an instant spell. {MG}—You cast a sorcery spell.