msem-instigator

Exile any number of target artifacts and/or enchantments you control, then return them to the battlefield under your control.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {G}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Capital Towpath and another permanent: Draw a card. Activate only during your turn.

Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control two or more Pirates.
Draw three cards.

Gain control of target creature.

Choose two or four —
• Each player draws seven cards.
• Each opponent discards four cards.
• Conjure three cards named Fatigue and put them on top of your library. (They're colorless sorceries that cost {2} with “Draw a card.”)
• You may cast a card from your hand without paying its mana cost. Exile Capture Brilliance.

Search your library for a card and put it into your hand, then shuffle. You lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Careless Violence deals 2 damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Caress the Fleets deals 1 damage to each creature. Create an Idol token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.”)

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card and put a corpse counter on Carnage Throne. Then if there are three or more corpse counters on it, remove those counters, transform it, then untap it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Until end of turn, all creatures gain deathtouch and “When this creature dies, its controller loses 2 life.”

When Carrion Scythe enters, if you cast it, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach Carrion Scythe to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch.
Equip {2}

{3}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield under target player's control. That creature deals damage equal to its power to that player.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Cartographer's Chart: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Cartographer's Chart: Draw a card.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each differently named land you control.
Equip {3}

I, II — Scry 2.
Discovery — Whenever a land you control enters, if it doesn't have the same name as another land you control, draw a card.

Vanishing 3 (This permanent enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
Whenever a time counter is removed from a permanent you control, Carve a Path deals 1 damage to any target.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

Choose one —
• You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
• Target player discards two cards and you gain 2 life.

Glitch {1} (Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)
Each opponent loses 3 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature, then sacrifices a land.
[You lose 3 life.] [Discard a card.] [Sacrifice a creature.] [Sacrifice a land.]

Target attacking creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn.
Conjure a card named Data-Point into your hand. (It's a sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)

Wander {2}{W}{W} (You may cast this from the battlefield for its wander cost.)
[–1]: Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying or a 2/2 black Cat creature token.
[–2]: If a permanent entering the battlefield under your control this turn causes an ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
[–3]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has defender.
Whenever enchanted creature blocks, you gain 1 life.

Choose one —
• Cast Judgment deals 3 damage to target attacking creature.
• Exile target artifact or enchantment.

Flash
When Cast Out enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield.
Cycling {W} ({W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)