msem-instigator

Menace
Ferocious — Whenever Zhenya, the Draconic becomes blocked by a creature, it deals 3 damage to that creature if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Haste
When Zipping Zapper enters, target creature gains haste and first strike until end of turn.

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a permanent card with mana value 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Each other Okus planeswalker you control enters with two additional loyalty counters on it.
[–2]: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

For each basic land type, search your library for a card of that type, then put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When AOSE Extractor enters, crystallize. (Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control or create a Treasure.)

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Prevent all combat damage other creatures would deal this turn.

Creature tokens you control have hexproof.
{3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature token.

Counter target activated ability from a nonland source. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Lifecycle {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Create two tapped 1/1 colorless Elemental creature tokens.)

Heretic (Whenever you cast a spell that doesn't share a color with this creature, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Discard a card: Abominable Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.

Trample
Whenever another Horror you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Abominable Xenoflora.

Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 green Spirit creature token.
Coalesce {7}{G} (You may cast this from your graveyard for {7}{G}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)

Protection from noncreatures and from creatures with power 3 or less
Players dealt damage by Absurdity also get that many poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
When Absurdity is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Choose land or nonland. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each land you control.

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Cycling {G} ({G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Whenever a land you control enters, amass Soldiers 1. If that land is a Satrapy, amass Soldiers 2 instead. (To amass Soldiers 2, put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Soldier. If you don't control one, create a 0/0 black Soldier Army creature token first.)

Choose two —
• Untap target nonland permanent.
• Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains hexproof until end of turn.

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Draw a card.

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Menagerie — If there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Revive {3}{G} ({3}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it except it has no mana cost. Revive only as a sorcery.)

Whenever a -1/-1 counter is put on a creature, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Druid creature token.

{G}: Tap Adaptive Troll. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if Adaptive Troll was dealt lethal damage last turn, put a counter of your choice on it from among vigilance, deathtouch, reach, trample, and +1/+1.

{T}: Adept Fisherman voyages. (If it isn't blocking or targeted by another spell or ability, it phases out.)
Whenever Adept Fisherman phases in, you gain 2 life.