msem-instigator

Glitch {2} (Remove one [restriction] for each time you pay the glitch cost.)
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn [if it has trample]. Then put a trample counter on that creature.

Choose one —
• Festival Sabotage deals 2 damage to any target.
• Audition for red. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Warrior Role giving 3/2 and trample, or a Wizard Role giving 2/2 and prowess. Roles replace older ones.)

When Prophet of Reclamation dies, mill three cards, then return up to one land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Vigilance
Augmented — Whenever Jacque attacks, if you've spent {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} to cast spells this turn, you may exile any number of target nonland permanents, then return them to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control.

Enchant creature
When Double Arming enters, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature has menace.
{5}: Return Double Arming to its owner's hand.

Attacking creatures you control have first strike.
Whenever Qulai, Orchard Guardian attacks or becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, conjure a card named Fox of the Orange Orchard into your hand. (It's a {1}{W} 3/1 Fox Spirit creature.)

Destroy target creature.
Civilized — You gain 3 life if you control an artifact, a creature, and an enchantment.

[+2]: Scry 2, then you may draw a card. If you don't, Liactru Stormheart deals 2 damage to any target.
[–4]: Create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token. It gains flying, vigilance, and haste until end of turn.
[–10]: For each player, create a token that's a copy of target permanent that player controls. You get an emblem with “Permanents you control have hexproof.”

When The Grand Plot enters, search your library for up to three Saga cards with different names with mana value X or less, exile them, then shuffle.
The Grand Plot has all chapter abilities of cards exiled with it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a lore counter on The Grand Plot. When you do, you may sacrifice it. If you do, draw a card.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I, II — Audition for white. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Scout Role giving 2/3 and vigilance, or a Cleric Role giving 2/2 and lifelink. Roles replace older ones.)
III — Distribute two +1/+1 counters among creatures you control.
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Flying, haste
When Crimson Hellmaw enters, it deals 3 damage to any target.
Revive {5}{R}{R} ({5}{R}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it except it has no mana cost. Revive only as a sorcery.)

Flying
Improve {1}{U} ({1}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This costs {1} more to activate for each +1/+1 counter on it. Improve only as a sorcery.)

Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Blightroot.
Sacrifice a land: Blightroot gains indestructible until end of turn.

You may have Shaper of the Formless enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has “{2}{U}: Target face-down creature becomes a copy of this creature until end of turn. Turn that creature face up. At the beginning of the next cleanup step, turn it face down.”

When Malicious Growth enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on target land you control.
{1}{G}: Target land you control becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste and vigilance until end of turn. It's still a land.

{T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Wildfire Elemental has frenzy 4 as long as you control no other creatures. (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +4/+0 until end of turn.)
Wildfire Elemental has frenzy 4 as long as you have no cards in hand.

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
When Martoob Watershaper enters, tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

{R}, {T}: Put a luster counter on Awestone.
{1}{R}, {T}: Add {R} for each luster counter on Awestone.
{2}{R}, {T}: Until end of turn, gain control of target nonland permanent with mana value less than or equal to the number of luster counters on Awestone and it gains haste. Untap that permanent. Activate only during your turn.

{3}{G}, {T}: Create a 2/2 green Wolf Elemental creature token.

{2}{G/U}{G/U}, {T}: Untap each non-Lizard permanent you control.

Flash
When Tenvilu, Earthen Warden enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Flying
When Heaven's Eyes enters, create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. Then you gain 1 life for each creature in Heaven's Eyes's pack. (Two or more creatures you control with equal power are in a pack.)

Deathtouch
When Ghastly Scorpion dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Whenever The Wicker Lord or another Scarecrow you control enters, create a 1/1 black Bird creature token with flying for each Scarecrow you control.
{4}, Sacrifice a Scarecrow: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.