msem-instigator

Whenever Cruising Schooner attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Pressure {U}{U} (You may cast this spell for its pressure cost if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.)
Counter target spell.

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Crushing Grip deals 2 damage to any target.

Deathtouch
When Crypt Strider enters, create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token for each creature card in your graveyard.

{2}{G}: Cryptozoologist voyages. (If it isn't blocking or targeted by another spell or ability, it phases out.)
Whenever Cryptozoologist phases in, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield until Cryptozoologist leaves the battlefield. (It returns to your hand if it's still on the battlefield.)

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, they sacrifice two permanents.
Equip—{2}, Sacrifice a creature.

Choose one —
• Create a 3/3 red Shark enchantment creature token.
• Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step. At the beginning of the next end step, if you didn't play the exiled card, return Curious Disturbances from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Current Surfer.
{R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Current Surfer: Draw X cards, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, discard your hand.

Pressure {3}{U}{B} (You may cast this spell for its pressure cost if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.)
Slipstream (This creature can't be blocked as long as only creatures with slipstream are attacking.)
{U}{B}, Reveal Cuxuri Beckoner from your hand: Target player mills two cards.

Pressure {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its pressure cost if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.)
When Cuxuri Harbinger enters, draw a card.

Pressure {6}{U}{U} (You may cast this spell for its pressure cost if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.)
Take an extra turn after this one. If this spell was cast for its pressure cost, during that turn, whenever you tap an Island for mana, add an additional {U}.
Exile Cuxuri Rift.

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with slipstream.
You gain 4 life.

Slipstream (This creature can't be blocked as long as only creatures with slipstream are attacking.)
When Dancer of the Great Current enters, tap up to one target creature. If you control two or more other creatures that are Merfolk, Wizards, or Rogues, instead return that creature to its owner's hand and put a +1/+1 counter on Dancer of the Great Current.

{T}, Mill a card: Add {G}.
{2}{G}{G}, Sacrifice Danithra Caller: Mill two cards, then create two 1/1 blue Tentacle creature tokens.

Pressure—{B}, Exile six cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this spell for its pressure cost if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.)
Deathtouch
{B}, Exile six cards from your graveyard: Return Danithra Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your turn.

{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target card in an opponent's graveyard. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell. Activate only as a sorcery.

Spells your opponents cast that target Danithra Muckbruiser cost {2} more to cast.
Danithra Muckbruiser gets +X/+X, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard minus seven. (If there are fewer than seven, it gets +0/+0.)

{T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice Danithra Oracle: Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever Dapper Ragamuffin attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn if you control another attacking Pirate.

Slipstream (This creature can't be blocked as long as only creatures with slipstream are attacking.)
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

When Dawson's Bouncer enters, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Dawson's Bouncer.
• Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)

Dawson's Collector can't block.
Whenever Dawson's Collector attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, create a tapped Treasure token.
Whenever you sacrifice your third permanent each turn, each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker.

When Dawson's Enforcer enters, draw a card if you sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.

Haste
Slipstream (This creature can't be blocked as long as only creatures with slipstream are attacking.)
Spend only mana produced by artifacts to cast Dawson's Jetslicer.