msem-instigator

Enchant land
When Arrive, Surrounded by Petals enters, audition for green. (Create a 1/1 Construct Actor creature token, a Scout Role giving 2/3 and vigilance, or a Warrior Role giving 3/2 and trample. Roles replace older ones.)
Enchanted land has “{T}: Add one mana of any color.”

Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you or a planeswalker you control, that player gets a poison counter.

Choose one—
• Destroy target permanent with mana value 2.
• Return target permanent card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
Exile Veil's Recovery.

[+1]: Create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token. Put a menace counter on it.
[–2]: Draw a card for each tapped creature you control.
[–5]: You get an emblem with “Creature cards in your hand have ‘{1}{U}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand, Return an unblocked attacking creature you control to its owner's hand: Put this card onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.'”

Wander {2}{W}{W} (You may cast this from the battlefield for its wander cost.)
[–1]: Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying or a 2/2 black Cat creature token.
[–2]: If a permanent entering the battlefield under your control this turn causes an ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
[–3]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

You may pay {2}{W} and tap an untapped Cleric you control rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment. You gain life equal to its mana value.

Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps. Scry 1.

When Hamlet Swordmaster enters, create a Weapon token. (It's an Equipment artifact with “Equipped creature gets +1/+1” and equip {2}.)
Whenever Hamlet Swordmaster attacks while you control three or more artifacts, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, if you cast it, target creature card in your graveyard gains arise until end of turn. Its arise cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile that card from your graveyard and pay its arise cost as a sorcery: Create a black token copy of it that's also a Zombie and can't block.)

Flying
Whenever a creature you control phases in, it gains flying until end of turn.

Salome's Messenger enters tapped.
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may return Salome's Messenger from your graveyard to your hand.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Faith Burns Brightest deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.
Acquiesce (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to an opponent, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Protection from tokens
[+1]: Each player may draw a card. For each opponent that does, you gain 1 life and create a 1/1 colorless Construct Actor creature token
[–2]: Each player sacrifices a creature. Create a token that's a copy of a creature sacrificed this way.
[–7]: Until end of turn, each creature you control becomes a 6/6 black Horror creature with trample, menace, and lifelink.

Whenever you cast a spell, if it isn't your main phase, you may have Stoneshrine Guardian's base power and toughness become 4/1 or 1/4 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{5}{R}{G}, {T}: Transform Settled Satrapy.

Whenever Green Pelt Hart or another Elk creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.

Sundappled Scrub enters tapped unless you control another Desert.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

When Polytheism enters, return up to four target permanent cards not named Polytheism from your graveyard to the battlefield. They become 4/4 God creatures in addition to their other types.
Gods you control have indestructible.

Inquirer, Roaming Rover attacks each combat if able.
Whenever Inquirer deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Bleed {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its bleed cost if an opponent has lost life this turn.)
Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to red is less than five, Purphoros isn't a creature.
Whenever you attack, Purphoros deals 1 damage to any target.
{3}{R}: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.

When Azutahn Hydromancer enters, you may return target creature with power X or less to its owner's hand, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

When Razorshell Marauder enters, you may sacrifice a land or exile a land card from your graveyard. When you do, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn and can't block this turn.

{3}{W}{W}: Put a divinity counter on Paragon of Noon. It gains indestructible.
Whenever Paragon of Noon attacks, if it has a divinity counter on it, search your library for a creature card with mana value 1, put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking, then shuffle.

Search your library for a Dragon card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. It deals damage equal to its power to you.