At the beginning of each player's end step, if they aren't horrific, Bloody Valentine deals 2 damage to that player. (You're horrific as long as you've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)
“What else would go in a heart-shaped box?” —“Valentine's Day”
Menace Revive {1}{R}({1}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of this card, except it has no mana cost. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.)
Whenever another creature you control enters, you may have it gain haste. If you do, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
“I was raised as a weapon, that knew naught but aggression...”
Menace When Bogborn Exorcist enters, you may discard a card. When you do, exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from an opponent's graveyard. Copy that card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
When Bone Pit Raptor enters, other creatures you control get +1/-1 until end of turn. Revive {2}{R}({2}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it except it has no mana cost. Revive only as a sorcery.)
Assault {R}(Whenever this attacks, if it has no +1/+1 counters on it, you may pay its assault cost to put a +1/+1 counter on it.) When Borsuppa Outrider assaults, it deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Whenever Borsuppa Roughrider attacks, create a colorless Desert land token named Scoured Path with “{T}: Add {R}.” Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Assault {R}(Whenever this attacks, if it has no +1/+1 counters on it, you may pay its assault cost to put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Eureka! (At the beginning of each end step, you get a research counter if you cast a spell this turn. Then if you have eight or more research counters, remove them and create a Masterpiece token of your choice.) When Bottled Lightning enters, it deals 3 damage to any target. Scry 1.
Mark (Whenever this creature attacks, mark target creature until end of turn.) Bounty Crusher has trample as long as it's being blocked by a marked creature.
“I've yet to find a problem people throwing money at me can't fix.”
Harmony — Create a colorless artifact token named Lotus Petal with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.” When Bouquet Singer enters, harmonize. (Trigger up to one harmony of one permanent you control.)