msem-instigator

Unearthed Legion's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card.

Whenever a creature you control dies, you may return all cards that were inscribed onto that creature and all Auras that were attached to that creature to their owners' hands.

Create three 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.
Exile Unending Armies. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have more life than each opponent, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.

Enchant land
When Unexplored Regions enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted land is an artifact in addition to its other types and has “{T}: Add one mana of any color.”

Search your library for a card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top of it. If you revealed a noncreature card this way, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

If you would lose life, exile that many cards from the top of your library instead.
If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead.
When Unhallowed Concordat leaves the battlefield, you lose life equal to the number of cards you own in exile.

Destroy target creature with total power and toughness 8 or less.

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, reveal the top card of your library. If it's an enchantment card, you may put it onto the battlefield.

If you would draw a card, you may return an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand instead.
{U}: Draw three cards.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

When Unite Against Evil enters the battlefield, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Menagerie — Whenever you attack, if there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature and untap it.

Each artifact you control has all the activated abilities of other artifacts you control.

Exile the top five cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may play any number of cards exiled this way with mana value less than or equal to the number of colors among permanents you controlled as you cast United Fervor.

Enchant creature
As long as it's your turn, enchanted creature has indestructible.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it deals damage equal to its toughness to any target.

Create X 1/1 white Nymph creature tokens. Until end of turn, creatures you control gain protection from each color among permanents you controlled as you cast United Force.

Lifelink
Augmented — Whenever you cast a spell, if you've spent {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} to cast spells this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on United Guardian. It loses this ability and gains “Whenever United Guardian attacks, create two 1/1 blue Elemental creature tokens with flying that are tapped and attacking.”

Until end of turn, you can't lose the game, your opponents can't win the game, and your life total can't change.

When Unity Spheres enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature tokens.
Tap two untapped creatures you control: Add two mana of any one color.

Target player loses 3 life.

Conjure six duplicates of target instant or sorcery card in a graveyard into your main library. Then shuffle.
Draw a card.

{G/W}: If Unlikeliest Heroes doesn't have a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
{2}{G/W}{G/W}: If Unlikeliest Heroes has a +1/+1 counter on it and doesn't have vigilance, put two +1/+1 counters and a vigilance counter on it.
{3}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}: If Unlikeliest Heroes has vigilance and not indestructible, put four +1/+1 counters and an indestructible counter on it.

Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of different creature types among creatures you control.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {B}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Unlit Alley: Investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with “{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)

When Unmasker of Fate's Design enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. Choose a nonland card from it and exile that card with a puzzle counter on it. As long as that card has a puzzle counter on it, that player may pay {2} and 1 life at any time. If they do, return the exiled card to their hand.