Other creatures have haste and attack each combat if able. Nonland cards in your hand have paranoia {4}. (The owner of a card with paranoia {4} may cast it from their hand for {4} when a permanent they control leaves the battlefield.)
Flash Thorn-Touch Abomination enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
“Before we got past them, I assumed the Guardians were protecting what was inside the Gate from us. Now I realize I had it backwards.” —Oscar Jones, AOSE explorer
Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Fabled {2}{R}(Then if you cast this for its fabled cost, put it onto the battlefield transformed attached to that creature.)
Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control. Inscribe {3}{R}({3}{R}: Exile this card from your hand inscribed on a creature you control. Whenever that creature attacks, its controller may cast a copy of the inscribed card without paying its mana cost. Inscribe only as a sorcery.)
Trample, haste Thriving Hydra enters with four +1/+1 counters on it. When Thriving Hydra enters, for each other creature you control, put X +1/+1 counters on that creature, where X is four minus its power. Whenever Thriving Hydra attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn for each land you control.
Gestalt (When this or another creature enters under your control, you may merge it with the one in play, keeping counters and attachments. They become the permanent on top plus all abilities from under it.) Hexproof At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.