msem-instigator

Flying
Menagerie — When Bleakrealm Mini-Menace enters, if there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, it deals 2 damage to target opponent and 2 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if they aren't horrific, Bloody Valentine deals 2 damage to that player. (You're horrific as long as you've sacrificed a permanent or discarded a card this turn.)

Whenever another creature you control enters, you may have it gain haste. If you do, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Menace
When Bogborn Exorcist enters, you may discard a card. When you do, exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from an opponent's graveyard. Copy that card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Damage can't be prevented.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Bomb Juggler deals 3 damage to target player chosen at random.

First strike
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if Branch Breaker dealt combat damage to a player this turn, you may sacrifice Branch Breaker. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Haste
Whenever one or more creatures attack, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Haste
{T}: Discard a card, then draw a card.
Paranoia {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for its paranoia cost when a permanent you control leaves the battlefield.)

Creatures you control have haste and attack each combat if able.
Attacking Soldiers you control get +1/+0.

Carefree Performer can't be sacrificed.
You may exert Carefree Performer as it attacks. When you do, discard two cards, then draw two cards. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

First strike, haste
Wanderlust — At the beginning of combat on each of your turns, if you control four or more differently named lands, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Exile that token at end of combat.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Creature tokens you control have haste and attack each combat if able.
{1}{W}: Transform Charging Commando. Activate only if two or more creatures that attacked this turn died under your control this turn.

Creatures your opponents control have haste.

First strike
As long as it's your turn, other creatures you control get +1/+0.

Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, Cinderhoof Minotaur deals 1 damage to that player.
Whenever Cinderhoof Minotaur attacks, add {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Armed — Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste as long as Clanleader of Beragnos is equipped.

Whenever you cast a white spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Whenever you cast a blue spell, draw a card, then discard a card.

Erratic (When this creature dies, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card that costs less than this revealed this way onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.)
Whenever a creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, target land you control becomes a 7/1 red Elemental creature with trample and haste. It's still a land.

Haste
{R}{R}{R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Crimson Knight: Draw three cards.

When Crinster Tattooist enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control.

Breach (Whenever this deals combat damage to a player, you may have it become an Aura Curse until your next turn. Attach it to that player.)
Whenever you cast a spell, Daemonspawn deals 1 damage to each cursed opponent.

Menace
When Dagger-Thrash Marauders enters, you may have it consume. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn. (To consume, sacrifice another creature or exile a creature card from your graveyard.)

Dazzling Duelist has first strike as long as it's attacking.
{2}{R}: Dazzling Duelist gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever Deceitful Soul becomes blocked by one or more creatures, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature can't block this turn.