msem-instigator

Whenever you make first contact, put a patch counter on Distraction Doll. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)
{T}: Exile Distraction Doll and target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of patch counters on it.

As long as your deck contains only red and colorless cards, your minimum deck size is reduced by eight.

Lifelink
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

You may look at the top card of your library and face-down permanents you don't control.
{T}: Exile the top card of your library. If it's an Angel card or a card with morph, you may play that card this turn.

Spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast.
Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw a card.
{2}{U}, {T}: Sacrifice any number of nontoken creatures. Create an X/X blue Horror creature token for each of those creatures, where X is the total power of those creatures.

{2}, Sacrifice Doctored Trail: Draw a card.
{T}, Sacrifice Doctored Trail: Destroy target Clue. If you do, draw a card.

Dominik's Shack enters tapped.
When Dominik's Shack enters, you may mill two cards.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Equipped creature has first strike.
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +0/+4 and has vigilance and reach.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is a Dragon in addition to its other types.
Equip {1}

Dragon Queen's Den enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.
{U}, {T}: Scry 1. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you control a blue creature.

Trample
Art of war — At the beginning of your end step, if Dragon's Wake dealt damage to an opponent this turn, gain control of target land for as long as Dragon's Wake remains on the battlefield.
Tap three untapped creatures you control: Dragon's Wake becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

When Dragon-Forged Armor enters, exile a creature card from a graveyard.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the power of the last creature card exiled with Dragon-Forged Armor and Y is its toughness.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equipped creature has first strike as long as it's attacking.
Equip {3}

{2}: Dragonfire Longboat gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or greater: This Ship Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice until end of turn.

Harmony — Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Harmonize. Then sacrifice Dragonglass Harp. (To harmonize, trigger up to one harmony of a permanent you control.)
When Dragonglass Harp is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Defender
A deck can have any number of cards named Dragonwall Fragment.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more creatures named Dragonwall Fragment, you win the game.

{T}: Add {C}.
Tap an untapped creature you control: Dragonwall Gates becomes a 0/4 Wall artifact creature with defender until end of turn. It's still a land.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Reappropriate: Add {G} or {U}. (Exile exactly two cards from your hand and/or graveyard.)

Flying
When Dreadstone Watcher dies, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with “{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)

Menace
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Puzzlebox (Begin the game with this and another card you own from outside the game in the command zone, locked. That card is face down until you unlock this.)
{0}: If a player has fifteen or fewer cards in their library, unlock Dreamcast Relic. If the revealed card is blue, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on top of your library.

Dreamscape enters tapped with two charge counters on it.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from Dreamscape: Add one mana of any color.