msem-instigator

Abrupt Explosion deals X damage to any target.
Metamorph {X}{R} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up and cast it at any time for its metamorph cost.)

Destroy target artifact or land.

Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 green Spirit creature token.
Coalesce {7}{G} (You may cast this from your graveyard for {7}{G}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)

Protection from noncreatures and from creatures with power 3 or less
Players dealt damage by Absurdity also get that many poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
When Absurdity is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Choose land or nonland. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Search your library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each land you control.

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Cycling {G} ({G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Abyssal Accuser must be blocked if able.

Haste
Disgraced 1 (This enters with a -1/-1 counter. Whenever it deals combat damage to a player, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.)

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and draw a card.
Equip {1}

When Academy Renegade enters, it deals damage to target creature you don't control equal to the number of Wizards you control.
Whenever Academy Renegade attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of Wizards you control.

Menace
Cadence (Whenever you cast a spell, if its mana value is greater than this creature's power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Double strike

You may exert Accursed Bear as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

Non-Human creatures you control get +1/+0.

Your starting life is 24.
{X}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of a creature card with mana value X chosen at random. If X is 11 or greater, choose a creature with mana value X or greater instead. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

Choose two —
• Untap target nonland permanent.
• Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains hexproof until end of turn.

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Draw a card.

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Menagerie — If there are five or more creature types among creatures you control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Agonize (You may cast this card from your graveyard by putting a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (If you exert it, it will still untap for other players.)

Target instant or sorcery spell gains “This spell deals 4 damage to you.”

Distorted (This creature can be blocked by tapped creatures but not untapped creatures.)
As you choose targets for an instant or sorcery spell, choose up to one additional target.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, gain control of another target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

First mate—Your starting deck contains twelve or more creature cards and they all share a creature type. (If this card outside the game is your chosen first mate, you may swap it with a card in your opening hand.)
As Adam of the Ironside enters, choose a creature type. Adam becomes that type.
Adam gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control of the chosen type.

Revive {3}{G} ({3}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it except it has no mana cost. Revive only as a sorcery.)