msem-instigator

Temporary Armory enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Temporary Armory becomes equipped to a creature, move a +1/+1 counter from Temporary Armory to that creature.
Equipped creature has first strike.
Equip {2}

Choose one or both —
• Riverboat Assault deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Haste
Spirited (When this creature enters, you may activate one of its activated abilities without paying its cost.)
{1}{R}: Akaima Rager gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Scrounging Dunes enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
{1}{W}{B}: Until end of turn, Scrounging Dunes becomes a Wurm creature with lifelink in addition to its other types.
Scavenge {1}{W}{B}

({T}: Add {R}.)
Bloodriver enters tapped.
When Bloodriver enters, target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Flying
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

When Charming Marauder enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Recite {2}{W} (You may cast this creature from your graveyard for its recite cost. If you do, exile it when it enters or if it would leave the battlefield.)

Breach (Whenever this deals combat damage to a player, you may have it become an Aura Curse until your next turn. Attach it to that player.)
Whenever a cursed opponent attacks, you may draw a card.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, tap Tinchor, put two +1/+1 counters on him, you draw a card, and you lose 1 life.
When Tinchor dies, put his counters on target Human you control.

Equipped creature has menace and trample.
Equip {2}

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Coalesce {7}{U} (You may cast this from your graveyard for {7}{U}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.)

Menace
When Doomed Questant enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature and discards a card.

Trample
Cavern Carver has haste as long as you control another creature with flash or haste.

You don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.
As long as you have seven or fewer cards in each of your libraries, you may cast spells without paying their mana costs.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if Nightmare Riders is in your graveyard, you may mill two cards.

Enchant opponent
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, exile up to two target cards from that player's graveyard. If two cards that share a type are exiled this way, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Colossal 3—{4}{R}{G} (You may cast this for its colossal cost to have it enter with three +1/+1 counters; or pay {4}{R}{G} as a sorcery: Put three +1/+1 counters on it if it has none.)
Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Flying, first strike, vigilance, lifelink
When Bastion Valkyrie dies, create three Function tokens with “Choose a creature targeted by this spell. It gains flying, first strike, vigilance, and lifelink until end of turn.” (They're enchantments. As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, sacrifice any number of Functions to add their effects to that spell.)

Sunken Homestead enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
{2}{B}: Until end of turn, Sunken Homestead becomes a 2/2 Zombie creature with “When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield.” Activate only if you're horrific.

First strike
Whenever you make first contact, Callous Conduit deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)

Flying
Whenever another Wizard you control enters, you draw a card and each opponent discards a card.
Revive {5}{U}{B} ({5}{U}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it except it has no mana cost. Revive only as a sorcery.)

Colorless creatures you control get +1/+1.

[+1]: Draw two cards.
[–1]: Until your next turn, Director Amitai Eliahu gains “Other nonland permanents lose all abilities.”
[–3]: You may discard a card. If you do, you may cast a spell that shares a color with that card without paying its mana cost.
[–9]: Until end of turn, play with your library revealed. You may cast spells from your library this turn.

At the beginning of your end step, you lose 3 life unless you sacrifice a creature.