When Prince Crab enters, create a Treasure token and an Idol token. (An artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color” and an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.”)
When Queue Bouncer enters, return target creature to its owner's hand. If you control another Actor, instead put that creature on top of its owner's library.
Vigilance Whenever one or more creatures you control deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. If you do, create a Function token with “Draw two cards.” (It's an enchantment. As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, sacrifice any number of Functions to add their effects to that spell.)
When Blighting Ooze enters, put a -1/-1 counter on each of up to X target creatures. As long as Blighting Ooze is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of each creature with a -1/-1 counter on it.
Disgraced 1 (This enters with a -1/-1 counter. Whenever it deals combat damage to a player, remove all -1/-1 counters from it.) When Bristling Baron dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Exile up to one target creature. Coalesce {5}{B}{B}(You may cast this from your graveyard for {5}{B}{B}. If you do, it enters as a Horror creature after it resolves. Exile it if it would leave the battlefield or not resolve.) Whenever Consign to Oblivion deals damage to a permanent, exile that permanent.
{3}{B}: Judge another target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. (Honor it by putting a +1/+1 counter on it or condemn it by sacrificing it to draw a card.)
“I would have you gaze upon me, but that would be above you. Kneel.”
{2}, Sacrifice another creature: Create an Idol token. (It's an artifact with “{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.”)
“At this festival, your worth is as a merchant, yes? Mine is as royalty. Now impress me with your wares.”
Reach When Sage of Staves enters, choose one — • Sage of Staves deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Reach Spirited (When this creature enters, you may activate one of its activated abilities without paying its costs.) {3}{G}: Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Scry 1.
Flash Reach When Mina and Adurnos enter, prevent all combat damage other creatures would deal this turn. When Mina and Adurnos dies or this spell is countered, draw two cards.
At the beginning of your end step, for each permanent with exactly one counter on it, you may choose one — • Remove all counters from that permanent. • Choose a kind of counter on that permanent. Put another counter of that kind on that permanent.