msem-instigator

Whenever a creature is returned to its owner's hand, draw a card.
{4}{U}{U}: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Counter target spell. Scry 1.

Choose one —
• Target player sacrifices an artifact.
• Target player sacrifices an enchantment.

When Distant Lover enters, create a 1/1 colorless Citizen creature token.

Trample

Create a tapped Plains token, Island token, Swamp token, Mountain token, or Forest token.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {2}.
Distant Thunder deals 3 damage to any target.

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
You may put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

When Distilled Inspiration enters, draw a card, then choose a card name.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell with the chosen name or activate an ability of a card with the chosen name.

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, draw a card, then discard a card.

Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with mana value 1 or less.
• Each player discards a card.

Draw three cards, then exile three cards from your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast nonland cards exiled this way.

Choose one —
• Counter target creature or planeswalker spell.
• Return target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand.

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may tap target creature and put a stun counter on it.

This spell costs {1} less for each Pirate and/or Rogue you control.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

{T}: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Whenever Distracting Performer becomes tapped, you may tap target creature.

Whenever you make first contact, put a patch counter on Distraction Doll. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)
{T}: Exile Distraction Doll and target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of patch counters on it.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Target player discards a card. If you control a Zombie, that player discards an additional card.

As long as your deck contains only red and colorless cards, your minimum deck size is reduced by eight.

Mill five cards. Return any number of cards with cycling abilities milled this way to your hand.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

When Div of Bonded Souls enters, create a 1/1 colorless Illusion creature token with “This creature is every creature type.”
Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature that shares a creature type with it.

Flying
Div of the Endless Thought has all activated and triggered abilities of all other permanents on the battlefield.