msem-instigator

Enchant opponent
Whenever you attack enchanted player, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is one plus the number of attacking creatures you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller mills two cards.

(Add a quest counter as this enters. Sacrifice after 3.)
Once each turn, when you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may add a quest counter.
Slipsand Expedition deals damage equal to the number of quest counters on it to any target.
Add {R}{R}{R}.

(Transform this if it's not attached to a creature. Pay {2}{W} as a sorcery to unattach it.)
Enchant creature you control
Slopestrider's Chariot's rider gets +1/+1 and has double strike.

When Smirk enters, add the top two cards of your library to your evil plan. (Look at them, then exile them face-down. You may pay {7} once a turn as a sorcery to cast any number of cards in your evil plan without paying their mana costs.)
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you draw a card and you lose 2 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has poisonous 3. (Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player, that player gets three poison counters.)

Enchant artifact or creature
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Whenever you make first contact, scry 1. (You make first contact the first time each turn you cast a spell with a name not in your graveyard or control already.)

Foretell {B}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Haste
Whenever Sofia deals combat damage to an opponent, exile the top card of that player's library face down and look at it. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell. Then foretell Sofia. It costs {0} to foretell this way.

When Solar Pact enters, return up to two cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand.
Each player can't draw more than one card each turn.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay {2} or 2 life. If they don't, they return a permanent they control to its owner's hand.

When Something in the Woods enters or at the beginning of your upkeep, Something in the Woods explores. If it explores a creature card, you may have it become a copy of that card. (It loses this ability. To explore, reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this, then you may put that card into your graveyard.)

When Somnambulance enters, each player conjures a card named Fatigue and puts it on top of their library. (It's a colorless sorcery that costs {2} with “Draw a card.”)
Whenever a player casts a spell named Fatigue, you may draw a card. If you do, you lose 1 life.

Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is a land with “{T}: Add {G}{W}{U}” and loses all other card types and abilities.
{1}, Discard Song of Shoals: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.

Alpha (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. If you do, it becomes alpha and can only attack alone.)
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, untap all lands you control.

Reach
{3}, Exile Sorrowful Seeker from your hand: Draw a card. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.

When Soul Jar enters, exile target creature and each other creature with the same name as that creature until Soul Jar leaves the battlefield.

Enspirit (As you cast this spell, you may exile a nonenchantment creature you control until this leaves the battlefield or fails to resolve. Reduce this spell's cost by the exiled card's mana value.)
When Soul Trapper enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control Soul Trapper.

Tap two untapped creatures you control: Harmonize. (Trigger up to one harmony of one permanent you control.)
Harmony — Choose one —
• Soul of New Alores becomes a creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target permanent.

When Soul of the Sands enters, choose one —
• You gain 4 life.
• If you gained life this turn, draw a card.

Enspirit (As you cast this spell, you may exile a nonenchantment creature you control until this leaves the battlefield or fails to resolve. Reduce this spell's cost by the exiled card's mana value.)
Haste

Enchant land
Enchanted land's name is Flowering Expanse.
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, add one mana of any color.

At the beginning of your end step, you may put a progress counter on Sparkline Harness.
[progress 1-3] Whenever an artifact creature you control attacks, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.
[progress 4+] Whenever a creature you control attacks, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.
Whenever a creature you control attacks, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Whenever an artifact you control enters, you may put a progress counter on Spectacle of Innovation.
[progress 1+] Artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
[progress 3+] Artifact creatures you control have flying and hexproof.
Artifact creatures you control have flying and hexproof.

Enchant creature
When Spectral Chains enters, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
As long as you control a creature, enchanted creature can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated.